Bridesmaid Cindy

Brilliant, witty, and rarely afraid to tell it like it is, Cindy also has a rare insight into people’s characters and therefore a great gift for dealing with neurotic people like me in times of crises (for that matter, everyone on this list is very good at dealing with me in times of stress…which makes them all uniquely qualified for the position of my bridesmaid). From awkward proms to antisocial sororities to late nights wasting valuable study time watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she’s been there for rougher or for smoother. But if she shows you any incriminating video footage of me…it’s all fake! She spliced it all together! And that person dancing to “Devil went down to Georgia…it’s her, with my face blue-screened in! She’s taking the time out of law school and an already promising law career that leaves her barely the time to blog to help me prepare for all this.